- Girl: *whispers* Um, your bra strap is showing...
- Me: WOAH
- Me: OH MY GOD
- Me: NO
- Me: NO PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE SO
- Me: AHHH NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW
- Me: THAT MY BOOBS DON'T MAGICALLY STAY SUPPORTED
- Me: THEY'LL KNOW
- Me: I WEAR A BRA
- Me: AH, NO GOD PLEASE
if i was more comfortable to wear shirtless sleeves i would definitely dye my armpit hair a bright blue
shirtless sleeves
wait
(via the-queen-of-sass)
so I was watching jack and finn’s videos and I was like thank goodness there’s 2 of them, it doubles my chances.
but then it’s like no because 2 x 0 = 0
mist-ique asked: hey! i just want to say that i love your blog so so much, i've been scrolling it for hours! just want to apologise for reblogging like everything (on my personal blog fe-ver) hahaha but your posts are just too good :) just thought you should know <3
thank you! I really appreciate it and im glad you found my blog! I just realised I was promo’ed so I need to thank a few people for that ;)
but I appreciate every single like and reblog, so please, carry on!
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via heyfunniest)
(Source: epic-humor, via bewbin)
- Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
- Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
my mum is reading a book about dealing with trauma and i asked her what was her traumatic experience and she said it was my birth
(via neyopets)
