"Even if it means oblivion, friends, I’ll welcome it, because it won’t be nothing. We’ll be alive again in a thousand blades of grass, and a million leaves; we’ll be falling in the raindrops and blowing in the fresh breeze; we’ll be glittering in the dew under the stars and the moon out there in the physical world, which is our true home and always was."

Philip Pullman, The Amber Spyglass (via corpsicles)

(Source: thecuriouscheshirecat, via thesuperjew)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via tastefullyoffensive)

ruinedchildhood:

these are harder then they look

ruinedchildhood:

these are harder then they look

(via death-by-lulz)

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

(via kingsleyyy)

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(Source: 13hr, via nickiminajvevo)

lizzywhimsy:

megcubed:

The average age in Boston in the early 1770s was 14. More than half the population of Boston was under 21 in the events leading up to the American Revolution.

It really puts everything into a completely different context, doesn’t it?

 #England: YOU DO YOUR CHORES LIKE I ASKED YOU #America: YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM #*slams door* #England: OOOHH YOU’RE GONNA GET IT #America: EAT MY SHORTS (beggars-opera)

(via silverslipperstakemehome)

jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

(via the-queen-of-sass)

urtube:

Apparently when my great grandma first started to use the phone, before picking it up she’d fix her hair before just in case they see her through the phone

(via urtube)

urtube:

urtube:

Old people are either sweet or scary and there is no in between

(via urtube)

eretzyisrael:

You Won’t Believe What the Son of a Hamas Leader Just Said on CNN!

A high-profile Hamas critic, and son of one the group’s leaders, struck out at the terrorist group for its “worship of death” and its plans to establish a global caliphate, in a recent interview.

Mosab Hassan Yousef, a Hamas defector who worked for 10 years as an informer for the Shin Bet, explained to CNN last week that, for Gaza’s rulers, human life is of no consequence.

“Hamas does not care about the lives of Palestinians, or the lives of Israelis, or Americans; they don’t care about their own lives,” Yousef said. “They consider dying for their ideology a way of worship.

“Hamas is not seeking coexistence and compromise; Hamas is seeking conquest,” he added. “The destruction of the state of Israel is not the Hamas final destination.”

Hamas, Yousef asserted, wants to build an Islamic state “on the rubble of every other civilization.”

Read here

(Source: israelvideonetwork.com, via urtube)

theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

(via epic-humor)

recoffthevine:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

(Source: vinesnow, via epic-humor)

bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

(via ridge)

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)